Friday, October 28, 2011

A toddler tabloid


Breaking News:

Celebrity brothers Cameron and Scott Reyburn were recently spotted having their hair styled in a barbershop close to their home in Faerie Glen. An unknown informant has revealed that this was Scott’s first haircut, and while he needed initial convincing, he reportedly took the scissors in his stride. Cameron, who reputedly prefers to have his hair cut in the privacy of their home and away from the clamour of fans and paparazzi, seemed to be enjoying himself tremendously, and even quipped with the barber about the bubblegum milkshake that he planned to enjoy afterwards.

According to an entirely impartial source (their mother), the brothers’ popularity ratings continue to skyrocket. Scott is said to have added two words to his vocabulary this week (‘fish’ and ‘juice’), which augurs a glittering career. Sources close to the family have also disclosed Cameron’s romantic involvement with a girl in the Penguin Class. ‘I don’t know her name,’ Cameron apparently commented, ‘but maybe I can go play at her house.’








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